EP-A07
Epilogue of Ev3ns Side A
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HAMA House – Living Room
——— The sounds of poppers and applause can be heard.
Well, everyone, I’ve got the honor of proposing a toast. I suppose it should be Kafka who takes the lead here, but…
You’ve got this, Leader-chan, so stand tall!
Now then, let’s celebrate HAMA’s continuation as a Special Tourism Zone…! A toast!
A t-toast…!
Cheers! …Switchin’ up the vibe!
Congratulations!
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The food was made by the Morning Group. Please enjoy.
There’s also fish prepared by me—.
We hope that you enjoy the decorations made by the Day Group, too.
I designed it to be apple red… with clocks all over… It’s avant-garde, or something.
The food’s delish, and the decor is fantabulous—. ♪ Right, Tao?
I’m tempted to stuff myself… If only I could eat like this everyday.
From what I have seen in several videos, decorations like this put people in a celebratory mood.
The painting on this cup is skillfully done. It’s a masterpiece worth destroying…
Ah, Kugurinu. Kirokkuma drew a portrait of each of us on this cup– ! Aren’t they so dope? ♪
Hmmmm… I suppose I’ll have to praise him later.
The other groups are working hard, so now it’s time for us to get this party started!
Ugh, are we really going to do this? I don’t want to…
This isn’t anything we haven’t done before. Besides, as Ev3ns, we’re the best performers here, right?
How about a display that’s so sensational it’s hard to look at? Maci.
What the heck is that supposed to mean…
Kinyari and I are going to do an act together. The one we practiced the other day.
——— An entrance jingle plays.
Now then, the Evening Group is going to perform! Please give a round of applause to Ev3ns!
Oooo~ ! Real life idols~! I’ve got the camera rolling right on the mark, so charm our pants off, guys!
Go, Kitakata.
(I wonder what they’re going to do, it’s so exciting…!)
Attention, please, for the time from this moment on belongs to us!
The first act! Please enjoy Ev3ns’s Smiling Cutie Chihiro’s juggling~!
Ho, Ho, Hoi!
——— Chihiro juggles.
Amazing, Chihiro! To juggle that many knives…!
I-I never thought I’d see the legendary Chii juggling act from “13Choose!” before my very eyes… Sacred, so sacred~ ! Chii-sama is the absolute greatest…!
(Toi-kun is already waving a Chihiro-kun penlight…)
Please, big brother! My ten fingers just aren’t enough…!
You’ve got it! I’ll wave it with the energy of a full arena of seventeen thousand people if it’s for you! RAAAAA!
We’re next, maci.
Let’s make it a beautiful and meltingly sweet moment, by grabbing ahold of the children’s attention with those delicate fingers of yours.
Wait, I really don’t know what you’re talking about…
Uhhh, Kuguri-san and I are going to perform a magic show, so please look at the cards here.
Yes, open those big curious eyes and pay close attention. If you look at the dancing cards, you might witness things you don’t wish to see.
It’s just like magic. The cards are twirling around Tao from Kuguri’s hands…
As expected of Kugu-nii. He’s always been quite dexterous.
Hmm… I think the two of us could do Tandem Flair1 bartending together.
Tao’s card-guessing skills are undeniable. Kuguri’s dancing cards and Tao’s down-to-earth technique… I’d like to nominate them as candidates for the Yukikaze Award skill prize.
Next up is a match between Nayuki and me! Let’s go, Nayuki!
I’ll knock you flat right here.
——— Raito and Nayuki duke it out.
Ahaha, that’s not a fight between amateurs. Right, Liguang-san?
Who’s to say…
It’s a fight that makes you stand straight up in attention. I’d love to have a match with them someday.
Haha, getting to see my cherished disciple’s spotlight stage is the best party warm-up.
(Everyone’s in high spirits! It reminds me of our time in Beppu. The disappointment from not being able to perform on stage that day is now a source of motivation for the Evening Group…
The next performer is Kinari-kun… Wait a sec. He’s not thinking of detaching his arm like last time, is he!?)
The excitement here seems to require me to provide something more impactful…
Apologies for the wait. I am capable of detaching my arms, so…
Wait, Kinyari! Weren’t we going to do the “Cutie Thankies” dance together—!?
D-Don’t be rash, Kinari!
What if we let plüss do as he pleases?
Kuguri, your arms and Kinari’s body are friends, so please stop him!
…Ha?
——— The doorbell rings.
Someone’s here! Let’s stop the show for now! Okay!? Kinari-kun!
Yes, Master.
I’ll get the door!
Footnotes
- Tandem Flair is how something is presented, or an exhibition flair where two persons perform the same “flair” moves simultaneously in a synchronized way, i.e. manipulating bar tools and bottles such as juggling, tossing, and other show moves. ↩︎
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