Kinari Azekawa – SSR: “Best Wishes Snap”

Territory Size: 2.1e1


Part 1

Kinari
Kinari

Master. I’d like to ask you something.

What’s wrong, Kinari-kun? Did something happen?

MC
MC
Kinari
Kinari

It is almost the anniversary of my manufacturing date.

That’s right. Your birthday is coming up soon…

MC
MC
Kinari
Kinari

Based on past statistical analysis, I presume a birthday party will be held on my manufacturing date. However…

This is the first time that day has been celebrated and I’m not sure how I should react.

How can I best receive everyone’s blessings?

MC
MC

——— MC laughs gently.

Kinari
Kinari

Master? Why are you smiling at me all of a sudden?

No, it’s nothing! I’m sure what you’re feeling right now is excitement.

MC
MC
Kinari
Kinari

Excitement… A noun that describes the way one’s heart beats faster due to anticipation or nervousness.

Yeah. The feeling of happiness that your birthday is being celebrated, and the excitement and anticipation of how it’ll turn out.

There’s no need to push yourself. It’s fine to just accept the blessings simply as you are.
 
Also… I think it’s okay to call it a birthday.

MC
MC
Kinari
Kinari

Thank you, Master. If that’s the case, I will follow your advice and celebrate my “birthday” in regular mode.

——— A while later…

Nayuki
Nayuki

The preparations are complete for Azekawa-kun’s birthday party. It’s almost time for it to start…

Chihiro
Chihiro

He’s here! He’s here~! Today’s VIP! ♪ Kinyari has made his entrance~. ♪

Kinari
Kinari

(How strange…)

Chihiro
Chihiro

Wha, what’s going on?

Kuguri
Kuguri

Plüss, your arms and legs are moving in tandem.

Tao
Tao

It looks a bit like one of those old-fashioned robots…

Kinari
Kinari

I have been experiencing an error in my body since this morning. No matter how I try to resolve it, it keeps occurring.

Kafka
Kafka

Ahaha, there’s no need to worry. I think that “error” will correct itself shortly.

Raito
Raito

That’s right. Everyone feels like that sometimes, so there’s no need to take it too seriously. Seeing you like this is quite rare so it’s rather interesting.

Kinari
Kinari

Understood…

By the way, “Congratulations, Kinari-kun” and “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”… Were these decorations handmade?

Tao
Tao

Yeah. The members who couldn’t join us today also helped out with the preparations.

Nagi
Nagi

The flower picture on the decoration over there was done by Sonia. Also, these flowers are from Flower Laundry.

Chihiro
Chihiro

It’s totes rad. ☆ Right~! Let’s all take a commemorative selfie. ♪

Kinari
Kinari

(Although there shouldn’t be temperature in words… When I see the decorations, the word “warm” comes to mind. Why…?)

——— The lights go out.

Kinari
Kinari

(A power outage? No…)

Happy birthday to you—. ♪ Happy birthday to you—. ♪

MC
MC
Kinari
Kinari

(A cake with candles… This is exactly what I saw in the reference video I watched in preparation for my birthday.

Still, this is more exciting than when I watched the video.)

Chihiro
Chihiro

Happy Birthday, Dear Kinyari~. ♪

Tao
Tao

Happy Birthday To You—.

Kinari
Kinari

(I’m fairly sure the next step is to blow out the candles. If so…)

——— Kinari blows on the candles.
——— The lights turn back on.

HAMA Tours
HAMA Tours

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Raito
Raito

Congrats, Kinari. My gift to you is a spare charging cable and repair kit.

It’s the latest model, so the data transfer should be smoother. I hope this will give you a bit more free time to enjoy.

Nayuki
Nayuki

Oi, that idiot…!

Kinari
Kinari

I’ve been considering purchasing an item like this for some time. Thank you, Raito.

Yodaka
Yodaka

Ah, isn’t that kind for the dorm’s cleaning robot?2

Nayuki
Nayuki

Y-yes. It looks like it. 

Yodaka
Yodaka

My gift is a lap blanket. You can use it when playing mahjong. I’m looking forward to playing with you again in the future.

Kinari
Kinari

Thank you. I will improve my precision in the next game and aim to be a good opponent for everyone.

Ushio
Ushio

Azekawa-san… Um, uh… Here.

Kinari
Kinari

Is this a hair brush?

Ushio
Ushio

Yes. It’s a type that prevents static electricity and protects the hair cuticles…

You have pretty hair. I thought maybe you wouldn’t want it to get messy or something…

Also… the cake you just blew the candles out on… I made it with your image in mind.

Nagi
Nagi

“Beautiful Things – Crystal Cake”. The gelatin on top of the shortcake was so transparent that when I peered in for a closer look, I almost bumped my face into it.

Ushio
Ushio

If it’s not to your taste, I’ll adjust it right away.

Kuguri
Kuguri

Isn’t that great, plüss? Since it’s a special day, shall I feed you?

Come now, open that mouth of yours. I’ll give it to you slowly.

Ushio
Ushio

(blushing)

Kuguri
Kuguri

Oh, I’m feeling a heated gaze from somewhere. I was only trying to celebrate a member of my team.

Tao
Tao

What a problematic set of words and actions…

Kinari
Kinari

(Right now… I just realized. The “error” is gone.

I see. This is what Oguro-sama had mentioned…)

Kinari
Kinari

…Master, everyone. Thank you for celebrating my birthday. I feel like I’ve had a great day.

Chihiro
Chihiro

What are you even saying, Kinyari! The party isn’t over yet~!?

Yup, when it comes to “birthdays”—.


Part 2

Chihiro
Chihiro

Haa~, just a lil’ break. ♪ The food court has everything, it’s paradise~.

Tao
Tao

Bowling was really fun. I can’t believe Kinari got a perfect score. Amazing!

Kinari
Kinari

I merely calculated the trajectory of the ball to land a strike and threw it repeatedly. In theory, you should be able to do it too.

Tao
Tao

No, no, that’s crazy difficult.

Kinari
Kinari

(Honestly, Chihiro’s statement was puzzling, but…)

Chihiro
Chihiro

Yup, when it comes to “birthdays”—.

You gotta go play and have as much fun as possible! So, let’s all go out together after the party~. ♪

Kinari
Kinari

The causality is not established… Because it’s my birthday, I should go out and play? I usually go on excursions, but…

Chihiro
Chihiro

What are you saying! When it’s your birthday, even the most ordinary things become special.

Kinari
Kinari

(My physical data values are increasing. This indicates the feeling of “elation” and “excitement.”

Am I having fun…?)

Tao
Tao

By the way, how long are you going to be sitting in the corner like that, Hachinoya-san?

Nagi
Nagi

I’m okay over here.

Chihiro
Chihiro

What does that mean~! You’re the one who said you’d come along since you’re the present giver this round~!

Nagi
Nagi

Oof… That’s true, but…

It was gracious of you all just to invite me to bowling, a sport synonymous with extroverts, but if I get too happy and eat crepes with you too, meteorites might fall from the sky.

Kinari
Kinari

Still, my Master ordered that “everyone go out and have fun together.”

Chihiro
Chihiro

It’s too bad that Chiefy wasn’t able to come with~. It would have been an absolute blast~.

Tao
Tao

Well, it can’t be helped. After the party they were suddenly called by a client…

Kinari
Kinari

In order to complete my Master’s order, I need your cooperation, Hachinoya–sama. Please, take a seat over here.

Nagi
Nagi



Okay… The air pressure is stable today so it should be fine.

Got it. Alright, excuse me.

Kinari
Kinari

Yes. That way my field of vision is clear, too—.

Ah.

——— Nagi suddenly backs away.

Nagi
Nagi

Eh. So, it was no good after all? Sorry. I’ll immediately move a 200 meter radius away from the area.

Kinari
Kinari

No, that’s not it. The plush toys in that crane game machine are from “The Rowdy Kappa Memoirs”…

It matches an item Master had mentioned they were curious about lately…

Tao
Tao

Really? How about we stop by the arcade after we’re done eating then?

Nagi
Nagi

Wow… There’s a mountain of kappas.

Chihiro
Chihiro

Hey, hey, why don’t we bring these little guys home as a souvenir for Chiefy and everyone?

Kinari
Kinari

I agree. I was thinking it would be necessary to show gratitude for Master, Raito, Kuguri, and all of the others who saw me off after the party.

Searching for information about the crane machine. Simultaneously gathering strategies for success. Adding the positional information and mass of the stuffed toys, including the spatial data…

Calculation complete. I will now begin the kappa capture mission.

Chihiro
Chihiro

Woah! Kinyari’s in serious mode! I’m gonna take a vid~. ♪

Nagi
Nagi

Leave the cheering to me. I have a snap glow stick that Toi gave me the other day in my bag.

Kinari
Kinari

First, move the arm sideways for 1.7 seconds— and stop. Next, move the arm backwards for 2.1 seconds.

Tao
Tao

Are you aiming for that one? The orthodox method would be…

Kinari
Kinari

There is enough space for the end of the arm to fit in this position. Don’t bring the arm all the way, but lower it so that it slides about 0.7 cm from the top of the stuffed toy—.

Chihiro, Nagi, Tao
Chihiro, Nagi, Tao

…!

Tao
Tao

You won a ton of the kappa toys…

Chihiro
Chihiro

Nyahaha, the prize bag is full to the brim. ♪ Everyone in HAMA Tours can have one—!

Kinari
Kinari

It’s almost time to return to HAMA House…

Nagi
Nagi

Oh, in that case, can I have some of your time before we go home? While the air pressure is stable…

Nagi
Nagi

First of all, thank you for today. I had a great time.

When I received the notification to select a present, I thought a lot about you. In my own way, at least.

When everyone celebrated my birthday with me, I was extremely… extremely happy. I wanted to make you happy in that same way.

Kinari
Kinari

Thank you for your thoughtfulness, Hachinoya-sama.

Nagi
Nagi

Kinari
Kinari

Tao
Tao

There’s a weird tension in the air, huh…

Chihiro
Chihiro

Do your best~, Nagipeko~, Kinyari~!

Nagi
Nagi

This is… my present to you.

Kinari
Kinari

“Choose your own floral scent! An Aromatherapy Assortment Set”…?

Nagi
Nagi

Yeah. No matter how busy we are, no matter how tired we are; even when we want to be alone, flowers are always there for us, brightening our day with color.

So… I wanted to give a gift related to flowers, and I heard from the Chief that you like incense, so this is what I decided on.

Happy Birthday, Kinari. Did you have a good day?

Kinari
Kinari

Yes… Very much so.

Kinari
Kinari

(My manufacturing date– a birthday is much more than a number or a mere date.

I feel like I have a better understanding of what this day means, Master.

Today was a special day for me.)


Birthday Card Messages

Raito
Raito

10/10
Happy Birthday!
Let’s go full power today!

Tao
Tao

KINARI
Happy Birthday!
Karaoke next time?

Chihiro
Chihiro

Have a rad and heart-pounding and super happy happy bday!!

Happy Birthday!! to Kinyari

Kuguri
Kuguri

Congrats, plüss.
When the time comes, you’ll beg, right?


Footnotes
  1. In math, “e” represents the mathematical constant known as Euler’s number. It is the base of the natural logarithm function and is used in calculations related to exponential growth and decay in fields such as finance, biology, and physics. ↩︎
  2. If you’re like me, you forgot Yodaka doesn’t know Kinari is an android and were confused by this exchange. ↩︎


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