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Death Prophecy
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On the Pier

Waaah, don’t you dare forget! You guys are… baby idols who took flight from underneath my wings!
I’ll make sure to go see all of your lives…!! Make sure to show everyone what it means to be a true idol…!
Everyone, thank you so much for your hospitality~!
On the Ferry
Kodamacchi cried so much~. Anyway, it feels strange to see the island get so small~.
I still can’t believe it… We really got released on parole.

Chief and Nayuki, as well as Kinari, Chihiro, Tao, and Kuguri. I have something I need to tell you all.
What what~? Raitin’s already in leader mode~.
Yeah, I have decided on our unit name. I would like to share it with all of you.
Eh! Already!? That was so fast…!
Life is short. It’s my motto to make quick decisions.

Unit name… So we’re really going to be idols, huh…
What do you think of “Ev3ns”, Chief?
“Ev3ns”…
Although I may be the leader, all of our members are equal. In other words, even. That’s how I came up with the name.
! That’s a wonderful meaning behind it!
… Equals? What a hypocrite.

…!?
(I feel like Nayuki-kun just murmured something unpleasant, but I didn’t quite catch it…)
I’m glad you like it. What does everyone else think of the name?
Sounds good~. Raitin’s sense is legit fire~.
Fire…? I don’t particularly have any objections either.
Inputting the new unit name.
Well… I’ll go along with the name at least.

It’s decided then! Ev3ns, let’s have fun and do our best together!
Speaking of which, an idol unit starting from a prison… That’s unheard of.
(That’s a given…)
What’s more, the sea here is infested with man-eating sharks. Maybe “Makom3n1” would be a better name? That’s one option~, lawl.
Sharks are scary… I really don’t want to fall into the water.
Ah…!
(The hat Kafka gave me blew away into the water!)
Chiefie, don’t mind~! Be glad it was just your hat~.
Wait. I’ll go grab it.
Eh…!?
Raito dives into the ocean.
Ehhh? What the hell are you doing, Raito-san!?
I got your hat! I’m coming back!
W-wait a minute, Raito-san! We were just talking about the man-eating sharks in the water!
… This crap again!

There is no data regarding shark sightings in these waters. The possibility that the allegations are false and only intended as deterrence is 91.7%.
Eh, really? B-but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s still dangerous to dive in like that.
This is why I don’t want to do this. It’s not even about the sharks. That guy…
Nayuki-kun…? What’s wrong?
We’ll regret choosing that kind of guy. Carelessly seeking death without any concern for his own life… By all means, he’ll only cause trouble for the rest of us.
… Huh? What do you mean?
It’s exactly as I said. He doesn’t care whether he lives or dies.
Everything about him is fake. Sooner or later he’ll die because of his recklessness.
At any rate, it would have been better if he had died back on the island.
… I will go stop the ferry temporarily.
(I feel like there’s some sort of rift between these two brothers. Maybe I should ask Raito-san about it.)
Phew, here’s your hat, Chief. It got soaked, though.
Raitin, you’re insane to dive into the ocean like that~. Taotao almost cried watching you jump, you know~.
Huh!? No, I was… I’m just glad you’re safe.
Ahaha! Did I worry you, guys? My bad.

Um, Raito-san, let’s at least get you a change of clothes. There are towels in the cabin, so come with me!
It’s been awhile since I’ve worn regular clothes instead of prison garb. What an unexpectedly good feeling. Another new experience to add to the list.
Excuse me… Raito-san. I’m very grateful that you got my hat back but…
Surely you heard us talking about the sharks. Why did you still jump in?
Eh? I just didn’t think it would be a problem.
You’re Nayuki-kun’s brother, right? He was very upset a while ago.
He said… that you’re the type to carelessly seek death without any concern for your own own life.
Ah… Nayuki said that? So you must have heard about my life expectancy from him then.
(Life expectancy…!?)
I’ll be in your care for awhile, so let me tell you.
As you might have heard, I’m destined to die at age 28.
…!? E-eh?! W-what is that supposed to mean!?
It doesn’t mean anything special. It’s exactly as I said.
I’m going to die at 28 years of age, so I intend to enjoy all of life’s pleasures that are in front of me. After all, life is short.
Well, Nayuki doesn’t seem to be fond of my attitude though…
I guess he still hates me for doing whatever I wanted back then, but… I do want to try to get along with him.
Umm, you said that you’re destined to die at age 28… Is that something that… you decided yourself?
Eh? Ah, no! Haha! No way! I’m not crazy enough to kill myself!
It’s just my fate. To be fair, I didn’t believe it myself at first and did attempt suicide a few times, but…
… What!?
In the end, I never died, and fate remains unchanged. I was perfectly fine when I jumped into the sea earlier, right?
Umm… It’s still a pretty unbelievable story though.
I suppose it is. No need to force yourself. However, this fate of mine was predicted by a fortune teller who has never been wrong before.
During the prophecy, I saw the moment of my own death. Of my own body lying down in the darkness.
…
My corpse was smiling, and he looked very blissful. That’s why I have chosen to accept it.
Because I was surely happy when I died if I had an expression like that.
(But… Does he really have that kind of fate? That’s… unimaginable.)
More importantly, once we’re back on land, am I allowed to eat anything I want? It’s been a while since I had Iekei ramen2.

(He talks about his own death so casually…
I think I kind of understand why Nayuki-kun was so upset. There’s something a bit dangerous inside of Raito-san.)
Footnotes
- Chihiro’s joke is a play on words for shark, “same,” which is pronounced “sa-meh” – the same “meh” sound as in men. Therefore, “shark men”. I changed it to “Mako” which is a type of shark species known to attack humans. ↩︎
- Iekei ramen is a variety of ramen featuring a pork marrow and soy sauce broth and thick, straight noodles that was first invented in Yokohama by the ramen shop Yoshimura-ya in 1974. ↩︎

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