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BAE BAE Spot!

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City – Transportation Vehicle

(Next is the 12th District. The transportation arrangements have made things smooth… There was even a service to deliver directly to my home the items I had purchased, if I desired… Not bad.)
Hm?
Haah… Whew… My heart is… DANCING!! My body is… TINGLING!
A dancing heart and a tingling body for… CHIHIRO NATSUYAKI!
H-hey, are you all right? You’re shaking like a leaf.
I’m fine…!! Yet, imagining I’m about to meet my ultimate idol bias…!!!
This is a normal level of exhilaration for being blessed in gaining an audience with Chii!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
T-This is normal…?
(He might have a heart attack before he even meets him…)

Gal’s Kingdom
We’re here!! WE’RE HEREEEE…!! This is… This is the land of Chii!!!
We’re supposed to tap the app over here…

What’s up, chii-migos? ☆ It’s Hasacchi and Kodaman! Today, we’re going to kick back and chii-ll out with some fun in Chii’s land, GAL KINGDOM. ♪
……
——— Kodama keels over.
Whoa, h-hey!!! Don’t conk out on me! S-so heavy…!!!
S-sublime… I, Kodama, have lived a life without regrets… I will erect my gravestone right here…
W-we’re still at the entrance… That’s enough, so please snap out of it…
Hey~! Kodaman! How dare you not enjoy this kingdom~!
King Chii will be your guide, so let’s have fun! ♪
YES, YOUR MAJESTY!!! THIS KODAMA WILL GO!!!
Hehehe… What is this tomfoolery…?
Kodaman~, you’re wearing pink. ♪ You’re twinsies with Chii~. ☆
Uuuuuuuuu, I can’t see through my tears… Of course, Chii would catch-ii the matching outfit color… Chii… ☆
Hassachi, that hat is bussin’! ♪ You’re looking super fly. ☆
Thank you.
(Is his strategy flattery? It certainly feels good to be complimented by someone with such an innocent smile, but… No, no, I won’t be swayed this easily…!)
There’re lots of Chii’s fav aesthetic photo spots around here. Let’s take plen-chii of selfies. ☆
I WILL!!! I’LL TAKE ONE HUNDRED MILLION!! PLEASE GUIDE ME TO THE PHOTO SPOT, CHIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
H-hey, wait, don’t run…!
Alrighty, alrighty, let’s do some hospitality~. ♪
——— A while later…
Wheeze, wheeze… Was it really necessary to take so many pictures…?
Each and every photo of Chii has a slightly different expression!! It’s like a treasure trove…!!
Are you okies, Hassachi~? Are you tired? Do you want to try Chii’s fav ice cream?
D-did you say ice cream…?
It’s a kingdom limited edition, Gal Pink~! Do you want to try~?
Ahem. I-if you insist, then I suppose I must. I’ll have one.
Thank you for purchasing our Gal’s Kingdom limited ice cream!
The flavor is simple, but…
(It’s actually better this way…! It brings back memories…)
When I was a kid, I always wanted ice cream. ♪ I wanted to try scooping it myself~.
I can relate…
Chii!! You’re so cute and adorbs and a total gal, and yet you’re able to switch gears into being so thoughtful and considerate in a flash!!
I’m so glad Chii is my bias…!!
You’ve been sobbing this whole time…
The finale is hanging out with the real me. ♪ See you soon~. ☆
Over here~! Before going home, come get a photobooth pic with Chii. ☆
Chihiro-kun…! I’m so happy I was able to take pics with you!
It’s like a dream… I’ll treasure this photo strip forever…
T-the real… The real Chii is in front of my eyes…!!
Heyoooo, next up is a lovely male duo. ☆ It’s an order from the king~! Come take some pics with Chii!
AS YOUR MAJESTY COMMANDS…!!!!
——— Offscreen, Chii says, “Time to take the pic! Alright, say Chii-chan!”
A photo strip… Although they were popular back in the 2000s, they’re trending again… This is the first time I’ve taken pictures like this.
A photo strip selfie with Chii… Ugh!!!
I could die here…
H-he’s collapsing again…!?
Chihiro… The ultimate miraculous super idol Chii… Chihiro Natsuyaki, “Chii”…
Pull yourself together!! There’s still the Hospitality Live Show!
Aha!! That’s right! I must live until I see Chii’s performance!!! This Kodama has had an epiphany!!
——— A while later…
Next up is the 13th District!! Time for Tao Kinouchi’s hospitality!
It seems there’s another assignee for this area.

Oh… I’m glad you made it. Here you can enjoy a survival game of airsoft, so please choose a digital paint gun from over there.
Tao Kinouchi! Nicknamed Taotao, and though he may not look it, he’s a skilled gunslinger who loves airsoft!!
He’s the member who secretly gathers fans with the contrast between his simple atmosphere and beautiful singing voice!
By the way, he’s good friends with Chii, and they have a lot of fans who support them as a pair… Ooouuu… I’m not jealous at all…
Hmm, I think Hassaku-san and Kodama-san would make a good duo. You both have good physiques…
I’ve created some differences in heights and obstacles on the field, so how about Hassaku-san using the sniper rifle, and Kodama-san taking the shotgun?
I think it’ll work well if Hassaku-san intimidates the enemies, while Kodama-san sweeps in and takes them by surprise. There are a lot of beginners this time, so I think being bold is a good strategy.
Hmm… This is my first time playing airsoft…
Don’t worry. I know you can do it, Hassaku-san… I guarantee it.
T-THERE IT IS…!! TAO KINOUCHI’S NONCHALANT HEART-MELTING LINES!! Although plain, he’s a sinful man that shoots fans with Cupid’s arrow in a sneak attack!!
I’ll give you advice from time to time within the app.
——— After the match…
MMMHHH!!!!! THAT WAS A BLAST!!!!
(Indeed… It certainly cleared my head of any obstructive thoughts…)
You both played really well. I’m glad the tactic worked.
Hmph! That’s a given!!
I’d like to play a round of airsoft with you again next time. Well then, catch you later.
Good work out here. I was watching on the monitor, and you both did great.
Y-you were watching!? Well, this much is as easy as pie…!!
Looks like you didn’t need my advice, huh.

W-what are you saying! You carved out your own future through airsoft! You should be proud as punch!!
I suppose you’re right, Warden Kodama. Thank you for always showing up.
W-what… I’m not Tatsuji Kodama, the demon warden of Monkey Cage Island…!! I’m just a commoner and the longest standing Ev3ns otaku!!!!
(Yeah, it’s definitely obvious…
Setting that aside, there are a lot of tourists standing around and chatting with the hologram version of Tao Kinouchi near this exit…)
As a fan of Raito-san… Uuuuuuuu, I want to be a version of myself, one I’m not so ashamed of……
(S-she’s crying!?)
Raito-san isn’t the type of person to give up on a fan because of something like that. Please have confidence in yourself.
(The hologram is providing words of encouragement…!?)
Things just aren’t going well with my boss… Maybe I should change jobs…
Why don’t you try having a frank conversation with them? Although, I imagine it is hard to work in that kind of environment…
(T-this has suddenly turned into a counseling office…!)
As expected of the “#1 Most Wanted as a Male Friend”, Tao Kinouchi…
This is the kind of guy who will stay close by your side!!
(Hmmm, a lot is expected from idols. I guess you could say it’s going pretty well…)

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