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BAE BAE Spot!


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Hassaku
Hassaku

(Next is the 12th District. The transportation arrangements have made things smooth… There was even a service to deliver directly to my home the items I had purchased, if I desired… Not bad.)

Hassaku
Hassaku

Hm?

Kodama
Kodama

HaahWhew… My heart is… DANCING!! My body is… TINGLING!

A dancing heart and a tingling body for… CHIHIRO NATSUYAKI!

Hassaku
Hassaku

H-hey, are you all right? You’re shaking like a leaf.

Kodama
Kodama

I’m fine…!! Yet, imagining I’m about to meet my ultimate idol bias…!!!

This is a normal level of exhilaration for being blessed in gaining an audience with Chii!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Hassaku
Hassaku

T-This is normal…?

Hassaku
Hassaku

(He might have a heart attack before he even meets him…)

Kodama
Kodama

We’re here!! WE’RE HEREEEE…!! This is… This is the land of Chii!!!

Hassaku
Hassaku

We’re supposed to tap the app over here…

Holo Chihiro
Holo Chihiro

What’s up, chii-migos? ☆ It’s Hasacchi and Kodaman! Today, we’re going to kick back and chii-ll out with some fun in Chii’s land, GAL KINGDOM. ♪

Kodama
Kodama

……

——— Kodama keels over.

Hassaku
Hassaku

Whoa, h-hey!!! Don’t conk out on me! S-so heavy…!!!

Kodama
Kodama

S-sublime… I, Kodama, have lived a life without regrets… I will erect my gravestone right here…

Hassaku
Hassaku

W-we’re still at the entrance… That’s enough, so please snap out of it…

Holo Chihiro
Holo Chihiro

Hey~! Kodaman! How dare you not enjoy this kingdom~!

King Chii will be your guide, so let’s have fun! ♪

Kodama
Kodama

YES, YOUR MAJESTY!!! THIS KODAMA WILL GO!!!

Hassaku
Hassaku

Hehehe… What is this tomfoolery…?

Holo Chihiro
Holo Chihiro

Kodaman~, you’re wearing pink. ♪ You’re twinsies with Chii~. ☆

Kodama
Kodama

Uuuuuuuuu, I can’t see through my tears… Of course, Chii would catch-ii the matching outfit color… Chii… ☆

Holo Chihiro
Holo Chihiro

Hassachi, that hat is bussin’! ♪ You’re looking super fly. ☆

Hassaku
Hassaku

Thank you.

Hassaku
Hassaku

(Is his strategy flattery? It certainly feels good to be complimented by someone with such an innocent smile, but… No, no, I won’t be swayed this easily…!)

Holo Chihiro
Holo Chihiro

There’re lots of Chii’s fav aesthetic photo spots around here. Let’s take plen-chii of selfies. ☆

Kodama
Kodama

I WILL!!! I’LL TAKE ONE HUNDRED MILLION!! PLEASE GUIDE ME TO THE PHOTO SPOT, CHIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

Hassaku
Hassaku

H-hey, wait, don’t run…!

Holo Chihiro
Holo Chihiro

Alrighty, alrighty, let’s do some hospitality~. ♪

——— A while later

Hassaku
Hassaku

Wheeze, wheeze… Was it really necessary to take so many pictures…?

Kodama
Kodama

Each and every photo of Chii has a slightly different expression!! It’s like a treasure trove…!!

Holo Chihiro
Holo Chihiro

Are you okies, Hassachi~? Are you tired? Do you want to try Chii’s fav ice cream?

Hassaku
Hassaku

D-did you say ice cream…?

Holo Chihiro
Holo Chihiro

It’s a kingdom limited edition, Gal Pink~! Do you want to try~?

Hassaku
Hassaku

Ahem. I-if you insist, then I suppose I must. I’ll have one.

Ice Cream Cashier
Ice Cream Cashier

Thank you for purchasing our Gal’s Kingdom limited ice cream!

Hassaku
Hassaku

The flavor is simple, but…

Hassaku
Hassaku

(It’s actually better this way…! It brings back memories…)

Holo Chihiro
Holo Chihiro

When I was a kid, I always wanted ice cream. ♪  I wanted to try scooping it myself~.

Hassaku
Hassaku

I can relate…

Kodama
Kodama

Chii!! You’re so cute and adorbs and a total gal, and yet you’re able to switch gears into being so thoughtful and considerate in a flash!!

I’m so glad Chii is my bias…!!

Hassaku
Hassaku

You’ve been sobbing this whole time…

Holo Chihiro
Holo Chihiro

The finale is hanging out with the real me. ♪ See you soon~. ☆

Chihiro
Chihiro

Over here~! Before going home, come get a photobooth pic with Chii. ☆

Fan C
Fan C

Chihiro-kun…! I’m so happy I was able to take pics with you!

Fan D
Fan D

It’s like a dream… I’ll treasure this photo strip forever…

Kodama
Kodama

T-the real… The real Chii is in front of my eyes…!!

Chihiro
Chihiro

Heyoooo, next up is a lovely male duo. ☆ It’s an order from the king~! Come take some pics with Chii!

Kodama
Kodama

AS YOUR MAJESTY COMMANDS…!!!!

——— Offscreen, Chii says, “Time to take the pic! Alright, say Chii-chan!”

Hassaku
Hassaku

A photo strip… Although they were popular back in the 2000s, they’re trending again… This is the first time I’ve taken pictures like this.

Kodama
Kodama

A photo strip selfie with Chii… Ugh!!!

I could die here…

Hassaku
Hassaku

H-he’s collapsing again…!?

Kodama
Kodama

Chihiro… The ultimate miraculous super idol Chii… Chihiro Natsuyaki, “Chii”…

Hassaku
Hassaku

Pull yourself together!! There’s still the Hospitality Live Show!

Kodama
Kodama

Aha!! That’s right! I must live until I see Chii’s performance!!! This Kodama has had an epiphany!!

——— A while later

Kodama
Kodama

Next up is the 13th District!! Time for Tao Kinouchi’s hospitality!

Hassaku
Hassaku

It seems there’s another assignee for this area.

Holo Tao
Holo Tao

Oh… I’m glad you made it. Here you can enjoy a survival game of airsoft, so please choose a digital paint gun from over there.

Kodama
Kodama

Tao Kinouchi! Nicknamed Taotao, and though he may not look it, he’s a skilled gunslinger who loves airsoft!!

He’s the member who secretly gathers fans with the contrast between his simple atmosphere and beautiful singing voice!

By the way, he’s good friends with Chii, and they have a lot of fans who support them as a pair… Ooouuu… I’m not jealous at all…

Holo Tao
Holo Tao

Hmm, I think Hassaku-san and Kodama-san would make a good duo. You both have good physiques…

I’ve created some differences in heights and obstacles on the field, so how about Hassaku-san using the sniper rifle, and Kodama-san taking the shotgun?

I think it’ll work well if Hassaku-san intimidates the enemies, while Kodama-san sweeps in and takes them by surprise. There are a lot of beginners this time, so I think being bold is a good strategy.

Hassaku
Hassaku

Hmm… This is my first time playing airsoft…

Holo Tao
Holo Tao

Don’t worry. I know you can do it, Hassaku-san… I guarantee it.

Kodama
Kodama

T-THERE IT IS…!! TAO KINOUCHI’S NONCHALANT HEART-MELTING LINES!! Although plain, he’s a sinful man that shoots fans with Cupid’s arrow in a sneak attack!!

Holo Tao
Holo Tao

I’ll give you advice from time to time within the app.

——— After the match

Kodama
Kodama

MMMHHH!!!!! THAT WAS A BLAST!!!!

Hassaku
Hassaku

(Indeed… It certainly cleared my head of any obstructive thoughts…)

Holo Tao
Holo Tao

You both played really well. I’m glad the tactic worked.

Kodama
Kodama

Hmph! That’s a given!!

Holo Tao
Holo Tao

I’d like to play a round of airsoft with you again next time. Well then, catch you later.

Tao
Tao

Good work out here. I was watching on the monitor, and you both did great.

Kodama
Kodama

Y-you were watching!? Well, this much is as easy as pie…!!

Tao
Tao

Looks like you didn’t need my advice, huh.

Kodama
Kodama

W-what are you saying! You carved out your own future through airsoft! You should be proud as punch!!

Tao
Tao

I suppose you’re right, Warden Kodama. Thank you for always showing up.

Kodama
Kodama

W-what…  I’m not Tatsuji Kodama, the demon warden of Monkey Cage Island…!! I’m just a commoner and the longest standing Ev3ns otaku!!!!

Hassaku
Hassaku

(Yeah, it’s definitely obvious…

Setting that aside, there are a lot of tourists standing around and chatting with the hologram version of Tao Kinouchi near this exit…)

Fan G
Fan G

As a fan of Raito-san… Uuuuuuuu, I want to be a version of myself, one I’m not so ashamed of……

Hassaku
Hassaku

(S-she’s crying!?)

Holo Tao
Holo Tao

Raito-san isn’t the type of person to give up on a fan because of something like that. Please have confidence in yourself.

Hassaku
Hassaku

(The hologram is providing words of encouragement…!?)

Tourist A
Tourist A

Things just aren’t going well with my boss… Maybe I should change jobs…

Holo Tao
Holo Tao

Why don’t you try having a frank conversation with them? Although, I imagine it is hard to work in that kind of environment…

Hassaku
Hassaku

(T-this has suddenly turned into a counseling office…!)

Kodama
Kodama

As expected of the “#1 Most Wanted as a Male Friend”, Tao Kinouchi…

This is the kind of guy who will stay close by your side!!

Hassaku
Hassaku

(Hmmm, a lot is expected from idols. I guess you could say it’s going pretty well…)



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